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"How To Be A Bachelor Though Married"--Sage advice on how to hide the wedding ring and see the world! (From an issue of Bachelor from 1957.)

"The Immortal Molly Jones"--As they aways say, write what you know. (From an issue of Adam from 1962.)

"Deuce In the Hole"--When it comes to men and cards, there's more than one way to cheat. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)



"Night In Suburbia"--Wife-swapping was never so much fun! (From an issue of Adam from 1961.)

"Too Hot To Handle"--What would you do to beat the toughest slot machine in town? (From an issue of Sir! from 1951.)

Jeanne Carmen--An exclusive interview with this classic blonde bombshell and famed trick-shot golfer. (Part 1, Part 2)

"Mysterious Lover"--Lila don't know who her mysterious late-night lover is...but she wants to find out! (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Once Upon A Witch"--A magician down on his luck meets an enchanting creature who adds a little magic to his life. (From an issue of Adam from 1962.)

Jo Boobs--An exclusive interview with the neo-burlesque goddess and the brains behind the website G-Strings Forever.

Pontani Sisters--A chat with burlesque's triple threat--the World Famous Pontani Sisters. A Java's Bachelor Pad exclusive!

"The Matter of Belief"--One rugged bachelor tries to set himself into the history books. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"The High Cost of Loving"--Can your bank account affort a mistress? (From an issue of Caper from 1956.)

"A Perfect Place To Caper"--Tips on finding your very own swinging bachelor pad. (From an issue of Caper from 1957.)

"Olug House"--An bachelor partakes in some tropical pleasures...and gets screwed in more ways than one! (From an issue of Sheik from 1959.)

The Fluffgirl Burlesque Society--Find out what it takes to be part of a modern-day, touring burleque troupe. A Java's Bachelor Pad exclusive!

"Love in Samoa"--The soldier, the chief's virginal daughter, and the story he can never tell! (From an issue of Spree from 1958.)

"Iceberg"--Sometimes it only takes the tiniest thing to crack the ice. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"When Will The Bosom Boom Bust?"--A look at the changing tides of topside curves. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Why Do Modern Women Like Vintage Babes?"--Gracie, from Sex Kitten, tries to answer this question.

"Room with a View"--A door-to-door salesman tries to win over the girl next door. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1961.)

"Anatomy Lesson"--A doctor gets more than he bargained for when he tries to learn the secret of Gypsy Night's amazing routine. (From an issue of Mr.from 1957.)

"The Truth About Paris Strip Queens"--Find out what really happened on-stage in gay Paree. (From an issue of Glamor Parade from 1958.)

"Journey for Lucia"--A scientist wallflower gets more than she bargains for when she receives a strange message from the future. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Stripdom's Sexiest Strippers!"--See how your favorite peeler ranks in this top ten list. (From an issue of Adam from 1957.)

"Girl on the Beach"--A boatload of sailors, a deserted island, and one very willing native girl. (From an issue of Sir! from 1958.)

"The Isle of Sex Starved Women"--The story of Rapa...where the gals outnumber the guys six-to-one! (From an issue of Sir! from 1958.)

"This Redeems It"--A ex-G.I. is haunted by a girl from his past...a past filled with regret. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"A Chat with June Wilkinson"--An exclusive one-on-one interview with one of JBP's all-time favorite pin-up gals!

"Monocles"--The perfect accessory for the suave bachelor. (From Escapades Carnival 1961.)

"John Paul's 500 Native Brides"--The story of a sailor and how becomes the most desired man on the island. (From Sir! Annual Spring 1959.)

"Satisfaction, Inc."--The perfect job can too much for even the best of men. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1959.)

"The Book Club"--Oprah has nothing on this group! (From an issue of Hi-Life from 1961.)

"The Secret of Agatha Hill"--A hapless plumber, an uptight young teacher, and her dark secret. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"Take Off"--Does it always get this hot at the craps table? (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"The Bargain"--"'I want you to marry my wife,' the boss told him, and handed him a fat check for the expenses." (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1959.)

"Getting Along With Co-eds"--It's back-to-school time. Here are some important lessons for all you college bachelors. (From an issue of Jem from 1957.)

"Island of Too Much Love"--Get away from it all with this look at Polynesia paradise. (From an issue of Vue from 1959.)

"The Taming of Mrs. Drew"--See how a small South Seas island turned a henpecked husband into a real man! (From an issue of Sir! from 1960.)

"One Night With You"--Were they cruel space aliens or interstellar cupids? (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"Mr. Rogers"--The casting couch was never so comfortable! (From the 1957 Adam Annual.)

"Zelda"--A story about a shape-changing space vixen and the men who love her. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Young Wives' Tales"--Helpful hints for those married swingers who stay out too late. (From an issue of Hi-Life from 1961.)

"The Girl on the Terrace"--A nude sunbather plays a dangerous game with a peeping tom and a crew of constructions workers. (From an issue of Hi-Life from 1959.)

"Rogues of Waikiki"--Learn all about the secret world of the Hawaiian gigolo! (From an issue of Rogue from 1959.)

"Bedroom Golf!"--One of the greatest outdoor sports has now merged with one of the greatest indoor sports. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Creature of Habit"--Who knew being late for work could be so rewarding? (From the Adam Bedside Reader #6 from 1961.)

"Machine Made Man"--Once the electronic brain selects your occupation, why question it? (From an issue of Adam from 1957.)

"The Melon Patch"--When it came to a woman's bust size, David felt the bigger, the better!  (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Can A Bachelor Remain A Bachelor"--A bachelor must always be on his guard for fear of being a non-bachelor. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1961.)

"Love In Orbit"--To boldly go where no man has gone before! (From an issue of Modern Man from 1959.)

"The Life and Times of April Daye"--The real-life stories from a dancer during the golden age of burlesque. A Java's Bachelor Pad exclusive!

"The Geez Whiz String"--One strippers tells of her experiences on the burlesque circuit. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1961.)

"The Generous Procurer"--An American buyer of harem girls gets the deal of a lifetime. (From the Adam Bedside Reader #2 from 1959.)

"June Wilkinson Goes to a Party"--Blonde bombshell June "The Bosom" Wilkinson gets ready for a big night out.  (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1959.)

"Astrology Is Your Best Friend"--Before you ask that babe at the end of the bar "What's your sign?" read this. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1962.)

"The Off-Stage Shenanigans of Strippers"--A roll call of our favorite Femme Fatales and the things they've done to become queens of burlesque. (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"Striptease At Noon"--A history lesson in Kansas City's wild past. (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"In Praise of the Murphy Bed"--A tribute to one of the most important pieces of furniture in a bachelor's apartment. (From an issue of Adam from 1957.)

"'Treasure Chest' West and the Nudists"--Evelyn West shows her critics that she has nothing to hide. (From Sir! A Magazine for Males from 1956.)

"The Strawberry Birthmark"--Every picture tells a story. (From Girl Watcher from 1959.)

"The Absolutely Positively Perfect Man"--One scientist tries to build the perfect man, but has he made him too perfect? (From the Adam Bedside Reader #3 from 1960.)

"One Wild Oat"--A mild-mannered man goes out to the Village to fulfill his beatnik fantasies. (From the Adam Bedside Reader #6 from 1961.)

"Lover Boy"--Even an unassuming man can get the hot babes. (From an issue of Adam from 1957.)

"Why Women Like To Watch Strippers"--Now, finally, you can talk your girlfriend into going with you to the nudie bar. (From an issue of Cabaret from 1956.)

"On Vickson"--A reluctant Santa gets the best Christmas present ever! (From an issue of Adam from 1960.)

"The Xmas Present"--A boring boy breaks out during a bawdy Christmas bash. (From an issue of Rogue from 1956.)

"The Mislaid Brassiere"--A forgotten undergarments spells trouble for an innocent husband. (From an issue of Scamp from 1959.)

"The Truth About Wolves"--An expose about all the harm being a Wolf does to a man written by a man who is just jealous. (From an issue of Exposed from 1955.)

"Sex Lead Me To Communism"--A story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Lady in Red." (From an issue of Man to Man from 1951.)

"The Terrible-Tempered Mickey Finn"--A quick history on everyones favorite knock-out drink. (From an issue of Rave from 1956.)

"Jungle Jane--Queen of the Amazon"--Pin-up cutie and world adventurer Jane Dolinger gives her report from the Amazon rain forest. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1963.)

"Tattoo of a Naked Lady"--A great new book in the spirit of all the great sleaze novels of the past. (A review from Java as well as an interview with the author.)

"Motel Confessions"--The turth about what happens auto court motels--from the people who run them! (From an issue of Man To Man from 1952.)

"The Trendex Trap"--Some girls will do anything for their big break. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1963.)

"Yma Sumac--Voice of the Incas"--A quick history on the queen of exotica. (From an issue of Fate from 1951.)

"Weather Eye on Tempest Storm"--A reporter account of a raging Tempest. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1953.)

"Filly Mignon"--A day at the races from a Bachelor's point-of-veiw. (From an issue of Adam from 1960.)

"Do Nudes Give Artists Subliminal Kicks"--A history lesson about all those dirty old men with paint brushes. (From an issue of Sir! from 1959.)

"Blondes Don't Necessarily Prefer Gentlemen"--The real reason good girls want bad boys. (From an issue of Escapade from 1956.)

"The Gentle and Genteel Art Of...Fanny Scanning"--Some pointers for those bachelor who like the rear view. (From and issue of Hi-Life from 1961.)

"Wolfbait"--The classic story of Lil' Red Riding Hood--told swinging bachelor style. (From an issue of Jem from 1958.)

"The Bawdy Bathroom"--A story of women who innocently step into a magical bathroom who return with not-so-innocent thoughts. (From an issue of Adam from 1960.)

"Exotic Errors"--True stories about Burlesque dancers and the things they forget--to wear. (From an issue of Adam from 1961.)

"Rope Trick"--A frustrated wife looks to a classic Indian trick to get a "rise" from her husband. (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"Passion In Paradise"--A man. A Woman. A deserted island. And lots of time on their hands. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1959.)

"The Lonely Women of Lesbos Isle"--What every man wishes for--until it happens: a island full of sex-starved women and you the only man around. (From Sir! Annual from 1959.)

"Moment of Truth"--The story of a matadora and her battle against a horny beast. (From an issue of Escapade from 1959.)

"Channel Five, Sex, and Seven..."--An old professor has an invention that will change the way we watch television. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1961.)

"A Christmas Conspiracy"--A heartwarming tale of holiday hijinx. (From an issue of Nugget from 1957.)

"The Night Before Bopmas"--A Christmas poem for all you hipsters out there. (From an issue of Nugget from 1957.)

"Sunsetglamour--Classic Striptease and Glamour Films vol. 7"--Java himself reviews classic burlesque and pin-up footage assembled on modern video. 

"Girl From...?"--A story about a rocket scientist bachelor and the piece of tail he gets (literally). (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"Jaynie Bump and Grinds"--Read about how Jayne Mansfield felt playing a stripper in The Vegas Story. (From an issue of Adam from 1963.) 

"Why Nice Girls Abandon Underwear"--An essay charting the trend of women going au natural under their dresses! (From an issue of Swank from 1956.)

"Bosoms: They've Been Prominent In History"--A review of buxom bombshells throught the ages. (From an issue of Adam from 1961.)

"Striptease, the National Fetish"--A essay about those women who have bump'ed and grind'ed their way into our hearts. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"Lulu's Paradise"--The truth about the bump-and-grind world of the carnival kootch show! (From an issue of Sir! from 1958.)

"The Isle of Lonely Women"--Two bachelors find their own Eden in the South Pacific (From an issue of Sir! from 1959.)

"Gauguin, Gau"--A bachelor writer asks the classic question, "What makes a Tahiti girl so irresistible?" (From an issue of Caper from 1960.)

"Handbook for Married Bachelors #2"--Another installment about how we bachelors stay bachelors even in the confines of marriage. (From an issue of Bachelor from 1961.)

"Handbook for Married Bachelors"--Helpful hints for those married wolves who still like to prowl. (From an issue of Bachelor from 1961.)

"Youth Without Innocence"--National pride is on the line when a red-blooded bachelor meets a French authoress. (From an issue of Adam from 1956.)

"How To Make A Girl Undress"--Helpfull lessons for all those shutter-bug bachelors out there. (From an issue of Jem from the 1950's.)

"The Feel of Leather"-- A classic boss/secretary affair with a very kinky twist. (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"I Am A Love Witch"-- A strange little essay from burlesque dancer Lilly Christine. (From an issue of He, Magazine for Men from 1954.)

"There's No Thrill Like Peeping"-- Rear window confessions of an unabashed Peeping Tom. (From an issue of South Sea Stories from 1962.)

"The Toughest Job in the World"-- Lessons for all bachelors so they can remain such. (From an issue of Adam from 1959.)

"The Picture Window"-- A bachelor's quest to be alone with his gal-pal. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Night Shift"-- What goes on in Room 402? Just ask the elevator operator. (From an issue of Sir!: A Magazine For Males from 1953.)

"My Husband Was A Woman"--A startling, real-life account of a wife and the terrible secret her "husband" kept from her. (From an issue of Mr. from 1952.)

"Harold Jensen's Hope Chest"--Otherwise known as "Hen-pecked Harold and the Magic Chest." (From an issue of Escapade from 1959.)

"The Act of Love"--A bored wife, a recovering husband, and a doctor's opinion that sex could be fatal. (From an issue of Sir!: A Magazine For Males from 1959.)

"The Perfect Secretary"-- A futuristic story of how a jealous wife makes it hard to get good office help. (From an issue of Sir!: A Magazine For Males from 1954.)

"Attack of the Space Maidens"-- Space vixens have come to take over the world--and only a bachelor can stop them. (From an issue of Spree from 1959.)

"Me and the Flesh"--Teenage boys on the lookout for what all teenage boys want. (From an issue of Nugget: The Man's World from 1958.)

"The Great Glamazon Gambit"--A no-holds-barred interview duel between glamour gals Anita Ekberg and Cleo Moore. (From an issue of Modern Man from 1961.)

"The Counter-Pass"--Getting slapped in the face too often? Try a different approach. (From an issue of Escapade from 1956.)

"Truesies and Falsies"--Get out your pencil--it's a brain teaser bachelor-style. (From an issue ofNugget: The Man's World from 1958.)

"The History of Space Age Pop"--A music history lesson for all hipsters (From the liner notes of Space Age Pop Vol. 1: Melodies and Mischief.)

"Savage Sex Is A Myth In Samoa"--National Geographic was never like this! (From an issue of Sir!: A Magazine For Males from 1950.)

"The Fine Art of Being Unfaithful"--A step by step guide for stepping out on your wife. (From an issue of Jem from 1957.)

"The Werewolf Gambit"--A desperate bachelor tries one last pick-up line..."Je suis un loup-garon." (From an issue of Adam from 1957.)

The Bachelor Ad Page--Actual ads from vintage bachelor magazines.

"Try A Twisted Road"--A hypnotist bachelor and the suburban wives that fall under his spell! (From an issue of Adam from 1960.)

"Wolf's Codebook"--Find out the difference between what she says and what she means! (From an issue of Hi-Life from 1959.)

"Heads or Tails?"--The eternal bachelor debate. (From an issue of Adamfrom 1959.)

"The Bald and the Beautiful"--A story that doesn't know if it wants to be a cute sad-sack, unlucky-in-love tale or a weird Faustian/selling-your-soul-to-the-devil thing. (From an issue of The Gent from 1959.)

"The Key To Love"--A strange and racy little futuristic story. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1959.)

"An Introduction to Girl Watching"--A manifesto for the true bachelor. (From an issue of The Girl Watcher from 1959.)

"A Little Action"--The story of a bachelor, with an urban legends twist. (From an issue of Adam from 1958.)

"Lexicon for Ladykillers"--A quick and handy chart. (From an issue of Scamp from 1959.)

"Breast Man"--One of the strangest stories I've ever seen in a men's magazine. (From an issue of Sir Knight from 1960.)

"The Flying Saucer Seduction"--Forget Mars Needs Women, these space vixens are after us bachelors. 

"Girlie Magazines"--A love affair, right or wrong. An esssay by Java himself.

"Here's How To Mix The Perfect Cocktail" --The bachelor's guide for those perfect bachelor pad drinks. (From the premiere issue of HE:The Magazine for Men, April 1953.)

"Why a Bachelor Pad?"--A look into this folk hero. An esssay by Java himself.

"Far From the Endangered Species"--An essay by fellow bachelor-at-heart, but none-the-less married man, Kirk Otto.
 

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